Fumana ii Quotes and Puns About Grocery Stores

Ukuqonda okumnandi kunye nokucatshulwa okucatshulwayo malunga nevenkile neentengiso kwivenkile zokutya akungathandeki kuphela kubathengisi bentengiso okanye ngabapapashi-okanye aseplastiki kubasebenzi bakho. Ngenxa yokuba kuthengwa kwezinto zokuthengwa ngolo hlobo kunokwabelwana ngamava oluntu kwiindawo ezininzi zanamhlanje, uhambo oluya kwivenkile kunye nevenkile yevenkile ifikile ukufuzisela ubomi bemihla ngemihla, kunye nokuqhelekileyo.

Kwaye ezinye zeengcaphuno ezingcono kunoma yimuphi umxholo zivela "kumyinge" kuba abantu abaninzi banokuziqonda.

Ezi zilandelayo zicaphuno ezithintekayo malunga nevenkile , izitolo zokutya, kunye nokuthengwa ngokutya kubantu abadumiweyo bevela kumazwe ahlukeneyo nakwiindawo ezahlukeneyo zobomi. Le ngqokelela eyahlukileyo yeengcaphuno malunga nevenkile kunye nezinto zokutya zibonisa ukuba i-humour humor ihambelana ngokubanzi kwaye ikwabelwana ngokubanzi.

Funda kwaye ubelane ngezi ngxubusho malunga nevenkile kwaye uze uklibanise ikhonkco ekupheleni kwinqaku malunga neengcaphuno ezithengiswayo malunga nezitolo zokuthengisa kunye ne-shop yokuthengisa.

Iimpawu zokuzonwabisa kunye neeNgcaciso malunga nokuthengwa kweeSitolo

• "Umntu othenga iimveliso eziqhelekileyo kwivenkile udibanisa nemvakalelo yakhe." - UJohn Kenneth Galbraith, waseCanada-American Economist
• "Khumbula ukuba ube udumo lwehlabathi, kunzima nje ukufumana iingcango ezizenzekelayo kwivenkile ukuze uvume ukuba khona kwethu." - UDoug Coupland, Umbhali waseCanada kunye noMculi

• "Nangu, uye kwivenkile kwaye ususa ukuba uhlambulule izandla zakho ngaphambi kokuthenga. Hayi, asinayo eFransi, kodwa siyaqhubeka kwakhona." - UBerenice Bejo, Umdlali wase-Argentine-waseFrench
• "Ndiyathanda ukuya esitolo sam." Izwi lika-rock 'n' roll, eh? "- URachel Stevens, umculi weNgesi, umlingisi, umntu weTV

• "Ndikhumbula uMgqibelo kusasa, ndihamba ngombhede, ndingabi ncaye, ndingena emotweni yam kunye namantombazana am, ndiqhubela ivenkile, ndifake isiqhamo, ndihlambe imoto, ndihambe." - UBarack Obama, umongameli wase-US
• "Andizange ndenze uhambo oluya eUnited States ndingakhange ndivakashele ivenkile. Kwaye, banomdla ngakumbi kunokuba nayiphi i-salon yefashoni." - UWallis Simpson, wase-American Socialite noDuchess waseWindowssor
• "Kulula abantu baseMerika ukuba bayalibale ukuba ukutya abayidlayo akubonakali ngombane kwi-shelf esitolo." - uChristopher Dodd, wezopolitiko waseMerika
• "Ngoku ukuba ndiyazi ukuba kusenziwa njani inyama enkulu, ndithatha ukuyidla njengesiphakamiso esichengileyo. Ndiyazi indlela ezo zilwane zihlala ngayo kwaye zithini xa ziya ekuxhelweni, ngoko andithengi inyama yoshishino." - UMichael Pollan, uNew York Times Umbhali othengisa kakhulu
• "Iipasitethi ezivalileyo zengcango zivulekile kum; ngoko ke, ndinguye." - Craig Bruce
• "Ngevenkile njengetempile yethu kunye nezocingo zokuthengisa njengethemania yethu, ngaba sinokutshisa umhlaba ngeembonakalo ezingenakuphikiswa kweenjongo eziphakamileyo zaseMelika kunye nendlela yokuphila ekhuthazayo?" - Adlai Stevenson, wezepolitiki waseMerika
• "Khawucinge ukuba yiziphi iilwanyana ezifuywayo kufuneka zicinge ngathi?" Ndiyathetha, apha sibuya kwisitolo sokutya kunye neyona nto inqabileyo-inkukhu, ingulube, inkunzi yenkomo. - U-Anne Tyler, uMvelisi weNkokeli wePulitzer

• "Ndinokuchitha iiyure kwisitolo sokutya." Ndiyavuya gqitha xa ndibona ukutya, ndiyaduka. "Ndichitha iiyure ndilungise iibhasiki zam ukuze zonke izinto zifikeleleke kwaye akukho nto iyancipha. - UCameron Diaz, ummeli waseMerika
• "Andiyicingi ukuba zikhona naziphi na iindlela zokungena kuzo. Akukho mntu uthathe izinto onokuzithengela kwivenkile kwaye uzibeke ndawonye. Ndiyathemba ukuba ndinomsebenzi ngokude nje noJulia Child." - USandra Lee, i-American TV Cook kunye noMbhali
• "Andizange ndibhale nantoni na into ebhaliweyo, nangona uluhlu lokutya, nangona ndivile kubahlobo ukuba oku kunokwenzeka." - uConnie Willis, uMongameli we-American Science Fiction Umzuzwana
• "Ndihlala ngqo kufuphi nevenkile kwaye andiyazi ukuba ngaba ngumqhelwananga kum, kodwa ndingena kwaye ndithengele oko ndiyidingayo loo mini. Ndiyintonga kuba andithengi Iveki yonke. I-check check outs ihlala idibanisa amahlaya malunga nokuba ndilapha ngezinye izikhathi kabini ngosuku. " - USeann William Scott, u-Actor waseMerika kunye noMhlaziyi-Comedian

• "Ndiyathanda ukuyothenga xa ndihlala ekhaya." Yiloo nto eyenza ndizive ndiqhelekile. "Ndiyayithanda into efana nekhaya kunye nabahlobo bam, kunye neengcamango zokuhlola. umdla. " - Yo-Yo Ma, i-Grammy Award-Winning Cellist, kunye noMqambi
• "Ndingaba yintlanzi kunye nentombi ye-chip, kodwa abanye balaba qoqosho bafuna ukuphuma kwiincwadi zabo zincwadi baze bafumane umsebenzi kwihlabathi eliyinyani. Andiyi kuvumela omnye wabo ukuba athathe indawo yokuthenga." - UPauline Hanson, wezepolitiki wase-Australia
• "Ndacinga ngelinye ilanga emva kokuba ndaya kwivenkile kwaye ndakufuneka ndizityikitye i-autographs ngaphambi kokuba ndihambe. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, kunjalo ukuthoba. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, ngamanye amaxesha kuya kuba mnandi ukufumana isonka kwaye ushiye, uyazi?" - Clay Aiken, Umculi, i-American Idol Runner-Up
• "Ndaya ezantsi kweso sitrato ukuya kwiiyure ezingama-24. Xa ndifika khona, lo mntu wayevalela umnyango wangaphambili, ndathi, 'Hayi, isibonakaliso sithi uvule iiyure ezingama-24.' Wathi, 'Ewe, kodwa kungekho emgqeni.' "- USteven Wright, waseMelika
• "Ndibuyele apha ngeli xesha, nangona ndimele ndithi ukuphuma kwishishini lezentengiso kulungele ukuphuma emkhosini njengenye yezinto ezonwabileyo ebomini bam." - David Eddings, Bestselling Epic Fantasy Umbhali
• "Ndikwazi ukwenza iifilimu kwaye ndisaqhubeka nendlela yokuphila apho ndiya khona kwimidlalo yebhola, uye kwivenkile njengabo bonke abantu." - UChris Evans, u-Actor waseMerika, (uCaptain America: Umphindezeli Wokuqala)
• "Iyancipha ukuthenga ukutya ngenxa yokuba abaninzi abantu besitokweni babukela umboniso. Ndihlala ndiphelisa ukuthetha nabantu ababini okanye abathathu xa ndiya kwiRalphs." - UJames Denton, ugqirha, iNkwenkwezi yeNdwendwe yaseMakhaya
• "Xa usifikile kwindawo apho ungahlawula khona irente, unako ukuya kwi-vet kwaye ungaya kwisitolo, emva kwaloo nto, konke okufanayo. "U - URenee Zellweger, umlingisi we-Academy Award-Winning Actress
• "Abanye abantu badibana nabantu kwivenkile, kodwa ndifumana utamatisi wam kwaye ndiphuma." - URyan Seacrest, Ubuntu beRadio, kunye ne-American Idol Host
• "Siyathemba into ethile kwisitolo sokutya kwaye sithatha into enhle. Asinakufunda ngento ebaluleke kakhulu ebomini-ukutya esikubeka emzimbeni wethu. - UPaul Prudhomme, oyiNtloko yeMboniso kunye ne-Restauranteur
• "IWest Hollywood ibangelwa yindoda, ngoko ke wonke umntu owayeza kwivenkile wayethengisa isoka lakhe." - UJeri Ryan, ummeli waseMerika
• "Unemikhwa emibi yokutya xa usebenzisa iinqwelo zokuthenga i-7-Eleven." - UDennis Miller, Umculi waseMelika kunye noComputer
• "Ndabuyela emsebenzini ngenxa yokuba umntu wayefanele ahlawule ukutya." - UBette Davis, Ummeli waseMelika
• "Mhlawumbi ndenza imifanekiso embalwa andifanele ndiyenze, kodwa ndinabantwana abane kwaye kufuneka ndihlawule irenti. Ukuba unesigqibo sokwenza malunga nokuba ungayithengi ukutya kwiimarike okanye okanye akunjalo Ndiya kwenza i-movie embi, uza kwenza i-movie embi. " - UMichael Madsen, uActor waseMerika
• "Iintsapho zam zihlala zibona indawo yokuhlambela njengendawo apho ulinda khona kude kube yilapho zonke izinto zokutya zikhululiwe emotweni." - uErma Bombeck, waseMerika oMororist, kunye neNcwadi yamaKholamu
• "Ngeentsizana ezingamashumi asibhozo zokutya kwiitrhefesi zevenkile namhlanje akangekho iminyaka eyi-100 eyadlulayo." - ULarry McCleary, Yondla Ubomi Bakho, Lahla I-Belly Yakho: Ugqirha oBugqirha ubonakalisa i-Secrets of Weight-Loss Secrets of Brain-Belly Connection
• "Isizathu sokuba ndikhangele i-paparazzi kwivenkile kuba ndatshatile kumdlali we-actress ehlawulwa ngokugqithiseleyo kwihlabathi. Nangona ndingenaye na, sele kukho inani elithile lokuqaphela ukuba ndiyicinga iimbobe ezingaphezulu." - URyan Phillippe, uActor waseMelika, (owayengumyeni kaReese Witherspoon
• "Nangona sinika abazali yonke ulwazi abayidingayo kwaye siphucula ukutya kwesikolo kwaye sakha ivenkile ezinkulu zentengiso kuzo zonke ikhonkco, akukho nto iyenzayo ukuba xa iintsapho zihamba kwindawo yokutyela , azikwazi ukwenza ukhetho oluhle ." - UMichelle Obama , US First Lady
• "Umabhalane wokutya uthengisa umfanekiso wam. Ngaba oku kuthetha ukuba andinako ukugqoka i-pajama bottoms xa ndithenga ivenkile?" - UCarly Rae Jepsen, iCanada Singer, kunye neNgoma
• "Njalo xa ndiya kwivenkile, ndiyinqanda umnqweno wam ukuhamba abantwana begijima kwiinqununu." - Engaziwayo
• "Ngamanye amaxesha ndihamba ngethuba lomntwana kwivenkile njengesikhumbuzo sokusebenzisa iikhondom rhoqo." - Engaziwayo
• Ukucwangciswa kweeveki yithuba eliphambili lokufaka isicelo soVavanyo lokuQala okuPhumela ukufa: Ngaba uya kufisa ukuba uchithe iiyure eziphambili zeeveki zokuthenga okanye uhambe ezintlangeni kunye nezingane zakho? " - Hal Borland, umbhali waseMerika, kunye noMlobi
• "Ndinegama elithi Slash ngenxa yokuba ndandisebenza kwindawo yokutya kwaye ndandiphethe ukunciphisa amaxabiso eentengiso ezinkulu." - Slash, uMculi waseMerika waseMerika kunye noMculo weNgoma
• "Oogqirha abaninzi bahlawula i-bill bill yokutya kunye nemali yabantu abaye badla kakhulu." - Engaziwayo
• "Izibhedlele, njengeenqwelo zeevenkile kunye nevenkile, zizenza nje ukuba zivule ubusuku nempelasonto." - UMolly Haskell, iQela leCritic Critic, noMlobi
• "Ivenkile iyona mlinganiso omkhulu apho uluntu luza kufumana iinkcukacha zobomi njengezitho zangasese." - UJoseph Goldberg
• "Ndiyakuthanda ukuthenga ukutya okulula okuvela kumatshini wokuthengisa ngenxa yokuba ukutya kulunge xa ​​kuwela. Ngamanye amaxesha ekuthengiseni, ndiza kushiya ibha ye-candy ukuze kufikeleleke ekugqibeleni inambitheka." - UMitch Hedberg, waseMelika oMgangatho weKomidi
• "Ukuba uhlala kwicandelo lesenyama kwivenkile ixesha elide ngokwaneleyo, uqala ukuhlambalaza kwii-turkeys .Kukho i-turkey ham, i-turkey bologna, i-turkey pastrami, .Okunye kufuneka uxelele umntu omele u-Turkey." - UMitch Hedberg, umMididi waseMelika omelele
• "Lo awumdlalo, ... Iingxowa ziye zaba yinxalenye yento esiyiyo." Kuba ngumntwana ophangiweyo kwisitolo sokutya kunye nomlomo wabo ugxothiwe: 'Ndiyayifuna. emoyeni. '"- UDave Ramsey, uMninimzi weRadio, i-Personal Finance Expert

Ngoxa kuthengwa ukutya akuyona nto kodwa kuyimfuneko ebantwini, baninzi abanomdla obonwabisayo kunye nohleko malunga nomsebenzi onyanisekileyo wokuthenga ukutya. Ivareji yesininzi yevenkile- nokuba ngaba yiphononti yokuthengisa abathengi beyona nto okanye i- customer-consumer-worst-experienced experience - yinto eyaziwayo kunye nabantu abaphumelelayo bayibona kwaye bakhulume ngayo.

Ingongoma apho iingcamango malunga nevenkile zidibanisa nabantu abadumileyo nabanempumelelo yindawo apho kuthethwe khona izicaphulo zokugcina ukutya .