Iikhompyutheni zeTeknoloji malunga neekhompyuter kunye nokungaphumeleli kweNkqubo

Iimpawu ze-Humorous Index: Ubomi kunye neekhomputer kunye neThekhnoloji emsebenzini, kwi-Business

Xa uthetha nge "innovation" kwimboni yokuthengisa (okanye nayiphi na imboni), ngokuyinhloko konke malunga nekhnoloji. Iikhompyutheni ezinamandla okuthengisa izinto ezintsha kunye neteknoloji emva "kwenkqubo" eyenza ububanzi nokufikelela kwanoma yiphina ibhizinisi elingenamkhawulo.

Siyathanda iteknoloji yethu ide iphendulele. Kwaye ngexesha elithile okanye elinye, ukungaphumeleli kwezobuchwepheshe kuye kwasivulela sonke.

Xa uphakathi kwikhompyutha, ukutshabalalwa kwetheknoloji, okanye ngandlela-thile ebanjwe "kwinkqubo," akukho nto enokuzonwabisa okanye ehlekisayo ngayo.

Kodwa ezi ngcaphuno ezithengiswayo malunga nekhnoloji, iikhomputha, kunye ne "inkqubo" zikhumbuza ukuba ubunzima bezobugcisa ngamava aqhelekileyo kwi-century leminyaka, kwaye kukho ukuhlaziywa. ikhompyutheni - okanye wena-kwi-cyber cliff.

Oku kulandelayo kumnandi kwaye kuhlekisayo, ukucaphulwa okucatshulwayo malunga neekhomputer, iteknoloji kunye "nenkqubo" kumsebenzi wethu, amashishini ethu, nakubomi bethu. Ezi zicaphuno zivela kwiintlobo zeenkokheli zorhwebo ezidumileyo , abalobi, abazonwabisa, abapolitiki , iingcali kunye nabanye abantu abadumileyo nabangabonakaliyo. Ziye zacwangciswa ngoonwabo bokuqala ngokubaluleka kobuhle be-editor, kunye neengcaphuno eziphefumlelweyo ekupheleni kwesalathisi.

Funda kwaye wabelane ngeengcaphuno ezichithwe ngeteknoloji uze uklibanise iinqonkco ezibonelelwe ngeengcaphuno ezichanekileyo kunye nezichaseneyo ezifanelekileyo ukubandakanya indawo emsebenzini, kunye nokukhuthazwa kwezoshishino.

Eyaziwayo, eziMnandi, kunye neengxelo ezikhuthazayo malunga neThekhnoloji, iikhomputha kunye "neNkqubo":

• "Imveliso yexesha elizayo iza kuba nabasebenzi ababini kuphela, indoda kunye nenja." Indoda iya kuba khona yokutya inja. "Inja iya kuba khona ukugcina indoda ingachukumisi izixhobo." - UWarren G. Bennis
  
• "Kuluhlu lweendlela zonke ezobuchwepheshe behlulekile ukuphucula umgangatho wobomi, nceda ucinezele ezintathu." - Alice Kahn
  

• "Ukuba iikhomputha zinamandla kakhulu, sinokuzihlela kwiikomiti. - Umbhali ongaziwa
  
• "Ungalokothi uthembe ikhomputer ongeke uyilahle ngaphandle kwewindow." - USteve Wozniak, umseli-cosi wase-Apple Inc.
  
• "Ungalokothi uvumele ikhomputha ukuba wazi ngokukhawuleza. ~ Umbhali Ongaziwa
  
• "I-Hardware: Iindawo zenkqubo yekhompyutheni enokukhangwa." - UJeff Pesis
  
• "Ukuqwalaselwa kwikhompyutha nje kuphela nje ngentambo yamandla." - Umbhali ongaziwa
  
• "Inkathazo ngabaprogram kukuba awunakuze utshele ukuba umprofeti wenza ntoni kude kube sekude kakhulu." - Seymour Cray
  
• "IMicrosoft inomxholo omtsha ngaphandle, iWindows XP, ngokutsho kwawo wonke umntu 'yiWindows ethembekileyo.' Kwaye, oku kufana nokuthi i-asparagus 'iyona mifuno ebalulekileyo kakhulu.' "- UDave Barry
  
• "Ungalokothi ukholose nantoni na enokuzicingela ukuba awukwazi ukubona apho igcina ingqondo yayo." - JK Rowling, umbhali weencwadi zeHarry Potter
  
• "Iikhomputha ziyinto engabalulekanga. Ziyakunika kuphela iimpendulo." - uPablo Picasso
  
• "Wonke umntu uzalwa njengengqiqo, kodwa inkqubo yokuphila iyabakhohlisa." - URichard Buckminster Fuller
  
• "Ingxaki yokujongana neengxaki kukuba le nkathazo ibuyela emuva." - Umbhali Wangazi
  
• "Emva kokuba iteknoloji entsha ityelela phezu kwakho, ukuba awuyiyo inxalenye yecroamroller, uyingxenye yendlela." - UStewart Brand
  

• "Ikhompyutheni ikuvumela ukuba wenze iimpazamo ezininzi ngokukhawuleza kunakuphi na ukuveliswa kwimbali yomntu - kunye neendlela ezingenakwenzekayo zezixhobo kunye ne-tequila." - Umbhali ongaziwa
  
• "Ukuba iyaqhubeka, umntu uya kutshabalalisa zonke izitho zakhe kodwa umnwe we-push-in." - UFrank Lloyd Wright
  
• "IThekhnoloji ... i-knack yelolu hlobo ngokucwangcisa ihlabathi ukuba asinakulifumana." - Max Frisch
• "Ukuba i-GM yayigcine i-teknoloji njengesi shishino sekhompyutha, sonke siza kuqhuba ii-$ 25 zeemoto ezifumane i-1000 MPG." - iBill Bill, uMsunguli weMicrosoft
  
• "Yabona! Abantu baye baba zixhobo zezixhobo zabo." - uHenry David Thoreau
  
• "Ukuveliswa kwezinto ezininzi ezincedo kubangela abaninzi abantu abangenalusizo." - UKarl Marx
  
• "Ingozi eyona nto ayikho ukuba iikhomputha ziya kuqala ukucinga njengamadoda, kodwa ukuba abantu baqale ukucinga njengama-computer." - USydney J. Harris
  

• "Abaphathi bezobuchwephesha bexesha elizayo baya kufuneka babe neentliziyo ezikhanyayo kunye nabahlakaniphile. - Marshall McLuhan
  
• "I-teknoloji ibuswa ngamabini amabini abantu: abo baphatha oko bangayiqondiyo, kunye nabo baqonda oko bangakuphathiyo." - Mike Trout
  
• "Nayiphi iteknoloji eyaneleyo ayinakucaciswa kumlingo." - Arthur C Clarke
  
• "Iteknoloji yenza abantu bakwazi ukulawula konke, ngaphandle kwethekhnoloji." - John Tudor
  
• "I-teknoloji injengeentlanzi. Ukuba ihlala ixesha elide kwi-shelf, iyanqweneleka kakhulu." - Andrew Heller
  
• "Iikhomputha zenza kube lula ukwenza izinto ezininzi, kodwa ezininzi zezinto ezenza kube lula ukwenza akufuneki zenziwe." - Andy Rooney
  
• "Ubuntu buzuza yonke iteknoloji elungileyo kuzo zonke izizathu ezingalunganga." - UR. Buckminster Fuller
  
• "Akukona ukufundela ikhompyutha ekufuneka sisebenze kuyo, kodwa luhlobo lokufunda nokubhala kwabantu. Iikhomputha kufuneka zibe ngabantu-ukufunda." - UNicholas P. Negroponte
  
• "Ikhompyutheni iya kwenza oko utshoyo ukuba yenze, kodwa oko kuyahluka kakhulu kwinto oyenayo engqondweni." - Joseph Weizenbaum
  
• "Ndiyifumene nje. Emva koko ndilinde ade umntu afike apho efuna oko ndiyakhe. "- URichard Buckminster Fuller
  
• "Kuye kwacaca ngokucacileyo ukuba iteknoloji yethu idlule ubuntwini bethu." - Albert Einstein
  
• "Omnye umatshini angenza umsebenzi wabantu abangamahlanu abaqhelekileyo. Akukho mshini onokwenza umsebenzi womntu oyindoda." - uElbert Hubbard
  
• "Umntu uyicatshulwa, ekhohlakeleyo kwaye enobuchule; umatshini ukhawuleza, uchanileyo kwaye uyisichukutha." - UWilliam M. Kelly
  
• "Inkqubo yemvelo, yindoda eyingxenye, ihlala iyalinganisa, ihlaziywa, ihlambulule. - EF Schumacher
  
• Iprogram yukuthi ayikho inkqubo, loo nto ayithethi ukuba ayinayo inkqubo. I-Apple yinkampani eqeqeshwe kakhulu, kwaye sinakho iinkqubo ezintle kodwa oko akusiyo. - Steve Jobs
  
• "Uluntu lwaseNtshona lwamkele ngokungathandabuzekiyo umgaqo-mkhono wezobuchwepheshe ongeyonto ngokungathandabuzekiyo njengeyona nto yamandulo: kungekhona nje umthwalo wokunyusa ukuveliswa kunye nokuhlala udala izinto ezintsha zobuchwepheshe, kodwa ngokulinganayo umthwalo wokuzinikezela kule mihla ngemihla ngaphandle kwemimiselo, ngenxa yokuba banikezwa, ngaphandle kwentlonipho kwimiphumo yabo yabantu. " - Lewis Mumford
  
• "Iteknoloji ... yinto engumgcini-nto. Kuzisa izipho ezinkulu ngesandla esisodwa, kwaye kukugwaza ngasemva kwenye." - CP Snow
  
• Inkalo ebalulekileyo kakhulu yobomi kwangoku kukuba inzululwazi iqokelela ulwazi ngokukhawuleza kunokuba uluntu lubuthe ubulumko. " - Isaac Asimov
  
• "I-teknoloji idla enye indlela efanelekileyo yokwenza izinto kwaye akukho nto ikhona." - URobert M. Pirsig
  
• Umsebenzi owona mkhulu phambi kwempucuko okwangokunje ukwenza ukwenziwa koomatshini ukuba bafanele ukuba ngawaphi, amakhoboka, endaweni yeendoda zamadoda. " - Havelock Ellis "
  
• Siya kuba ngabakhonzi kwingcamango, njengokwenza, komatshini esiye wadala ukusikhonza. - John Kenneth Galbraith
  
• "Indoda, isidalwa esiphilayo, ukudala umntu, ihlala ibaluleke ngaphezu kwayo nayiphi na indlela esetyenziswayo okanye inkqubo." - Bruce Lee
  
• "Ingaba inkqubo iya kukukhawuleza kwaye ikukhanyele ubuntwini bakho, okanye uya kukwazi ukusebenzisa inkqubo ukufikelela kweenjongo zabantu?" - uJoseph Campbell
  
• "Iikhomputha zinememori eninzi kodwa akukho ngcamango." - Umbhali ongaziwa
  
• "Umgaqo wokuqala woluphina ubugcisa obusetyenziswe kwishishini kukuba ukuzenzekela ngokuzenzekelayo kwintsebenzo efanelekileyo kuya kukwandisa ukusebenza kakuhle. Okwesibini kukuba ukuzisebenzisa ngokuzenzekelayo kwintsebenzo engasebenziyo kuya kuphakamisa ukungasebenzi." - iBill Bill

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