Iimpawu eziMnandi malunga neMisebenzi kunye nokungasebenzi

Iingcaphuno ezithengiweyo zoBuchule bokuSebenzelana Ngesidima

Ukungabikho kwemisebenzi akuyona into ehlekisayo kwezoqoqosho okanye izigidi zabasebenzi abangasebenziyo emhlabeni wonke, kodwa oko akuthethi ukuba abo bangaphandle emsebenzini baye balahlekelwa ziintlungu zabo. Ngamanye amaxesha umcaphulo omnandi okanye omhle ngokungasebenzi okanye nokuba ungaphantsi kwemisebenzi yinto nje yokwenza ukuba ummotheka kakhulu kwaye unike ikhefu eliqabulayo phakathi koxinzelelo.

Ukuhleka ekujonganeni nobunzima kungabakho isicwangciso esiphumeleleyo sokugcina umgangatho ongekho msebenzi kuyo yonke into ebonakalayo engapheliyo yokufuna umsebenzi.

Nantsi iqoqo leengcamango ezicolileyo kunye nezikratshi ezichanekileyo malunga nemisebenzi, ukungasebenzi, ukusebenza, nokungasebenzi.

Iimpapasho eziMnandi kunye neeNgcaciso ezivela kubantu abaziwayo malunga nokuSebenza kunye nokungasebenzi

• Iqondo elimkelekileyo lokungabikho kwemisebenzi lithetha ukuba uqoqosho loorhulumente owamkelekileyo usenomsebenzi. " Umbhali ongaziwa
• "Ukunciphisa umnotho xa ummelwane wakho elahlekelwa ngumsebenzi wakhe; kukudandatheka xa ulahlekelwa yikho." UHarry S. Truman
• "Umntu osondeleyo kumfezeko umntu oza kuza ngawo xa egcwalisa ifomu yesicelo somsebenzi." UStanley J. Randall
• I-inshurensi yokungena-ntlawulo yeholide ehlawulwa ngokukhululeka. " URonald Reagan
• "Ukuqokelela ukungabikho kwemisebenzi yi-30 entsha." Umbhali ongaziwa
• "Xa singasebenzi, kuthiwa sivila; xa abamhlophe bengasebenzi, kuthiwa yixinzelelo." Jesse Jackson
• "Ukwenza nto kunzima ukwenza ... awukwazi ukuba usuphelile." Leslie Nielsen
• "NgoMvulo yindlela eqhwabayo yokuchitha i-1/7 yobomi bakho." Engaziwa

• "Ngoku ukungaqeshwanga akuyona nje ifilosofi." Kent Brockman
• "Sizenza ngathi sisebenze kuba zizenza ngathi zihlawule." Umbhali ongaziwa
• "Intetho yesigidimi yinto ebanzi yamagama enokuthi umbutho omkhulu uvelise xa kufuneka ukuba uqinisekise ukuba abasebenzi bakhe abahlali nje ngokulanda i-intanethi ye-intanethi." Dave Barry

• "Inombolo yesinye isibonakaliso asinanto yokwenza emsebenzini: I-4th Division of Paperclips iye yagqithisa intsana yasePushpin kunye ne-General White-Out iye yabiza i-skirmish entsha." UFred Barling "kwiHumorscope"
• "Ukuba nawuphi na umbutho wezopolitiko uzama ukuphelisa i-Social Security kunye ne-inshorensi yengqesho, kwaye uphelise imithetho yomsebenzi kunye neenkqubo zefama, awuyi kuphinda uvelele ngale phinda kwimbali yethu yezopolitiko. Phakathi kwazo i-HL Hunt (mhlawumbi uyayazi imvelaphi yakhe), amanye ambalwa angama-oyile aseTexas, kunye nezopolitiko ezithile okanye umntu osomashishini ukusuka kwezinye iindawo. Dwight D. Eisenhower
• "Inkxalabo yokungabikho kwemisebenzi yinto yokuba umzuzu uvuka ekuseni usemsebenzini." Slappy White
• "Ndihlala ndifika ngokukhawuleza eofisini, kodwa ndiyilungiselela ngokushiya kusasa." Charles Lamb
• "Ngokusebenza ngokunyanisekileyo iiyure ezisibhozo ngosuku ungagcina uba ngumphathi kwaye usebenze iiyure ezili-12 ngosuku." URobert Frost
• "Ukungabikho kwemisebenzi yindlela yokuxoshelwa kweengxowa-mali yokukutshala umyezo." U-Orson Scott Card
• "Isizathu sokuba ukhathazeka ngokubulala abantu abangaphezu komsebenzi kukuba abantu abaninzi banenkxalabo ngaphezu komsebenzi." URobert Frost

• "Nsuku zonke ndivuka ndikhangele uluhlu lweForbes lwabantu abacebile kakhulu eMelika. Ukuba andingekho, ndiya emsebenzini." URobert Orben
• "Ukungabikho kwemisebenzi kuye kwandinika ixesha lokuba ndilandele izakhono zangempela eziza kukunceda ekuqhubeni phambili kwam." Umbhali ongaziwa
• "Enye yezona zinto eziphambili zokungaqeshwanga kukuba iMvulo ayiyona imbi kakhulu." Umbhali ongaziwa
• Uthiwa ngubani umntu onoyolo ngoMvulo? Awuqeshwanga! " Umbhali ongaziwa
• "Uthiyile uMvulo? Zama ukungasebenzi!" Umbhali ongaziwa